Being weird is not always awesome.

 

I have been ignoring my blog today. Actually I have been ignoring life in general today. What I have been doing is reading, and sleeping. I’m loving the book even though it’s like 30 years old haha. It’s called ‘The Chamber’ by John Grisham and I’m down to the last 33 pages! So exciting!! For me, obviously not for you hehe. Been feeling like I look in the photo – weird and tired. So tomorrow I’m gonna book an appointment with a doctor. See what happens. Adios for now amigos! Time to eat, read and sleep.

Vegetarian meat dreams.

I’ve been a vegetarian for about 8 years now so it’s super weird to me that I’ve recently been craving meat like a crazy person. I have missed eating salami since day one but the past 2 months or so I have actually been craving not just salami but like steaks and stuff. I’m not sure if there is anything like nutrients or something that’s missing in my body, if I need to eat more protein? But I think I eat enough protein anyway so that’s weird. In the beginning when I first went vegetarian I had nightmares about eating meat haha and now 8 years later it’s just sweet dreams hahaha. Some days I’m seriously considering eating meat again…but I just don’t. Has anyone else felt the same way?

Beautiful beasts

 

Looking like scary monsters… well at least I do haha. My face mask was cracking and itching and Ryan’s was just shiny… not fair. He was supposed to look like a monster with me! This is what he was supposed to look like:

But even if he’s not blue he’s still making funny faces with me and adore that

Pamper afternoon with hair mask, face mask and painting my nails – lovely! Pre-spa-ing myself before I’m going to the spa on friday haha.

 

A Louis Vuitton Toy for your kid…

… or maybe just for yourself? I’m not too into toys or anything and don’t really see the point in buying kids super expensive toys when you know they are actually going to play with them and destroy them haha. Obviously I don’t have kids – maybe I’ll look at differently one day when I do. But this one is just too cool not to show you guys. A Louis Vuitton anime ‘Transformer’-looking robot. Seriously. Crazy.

Louis Vuitton Gundam Astray

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Thigh High Boots / Over the Knee Boots

Good morning everyone!  I had the weirdest dream last night, I’m not going to tell you all about it but I will say this much: it involved a serial killing ‘real’ and human sized Donal Duck wearing thigh high stiletto boots. I didn’t reflect to much on the boots in my dream, cause I was trying not to get killed but when I woke up I started thinking about them. They are certainly not the easiest thing on the planet to wear, not sure I would ever wear a pair but they sure look cool on models, on Donald Duck not so much.

 

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Weirdest photoshoot ever…

I was just looking through some old photos on my computer when I stumbled upon a few photos from a random photo shoot for Streaks Ahead (a hair salon) in Durban. They gave me the craziest alien looking hair and the other poor girl had strings all over her face haha. It was quite fun though, everything but putting that nasty cocktail cherry in my mouth!

The last photo was obviously not going to be used haha it was just for fun. The whole thing was just for fun I guess – never heard from them about what happened to the photos, but they were supposed to be used in an ad on East Coast Radio‘s website for Streaks Ahead. I didn’t even get all the photos from the shoot which is kind of sad, it would have been fun to see the rest but ah well.

Translation Party

Translation Party.

I’m in love with this thing – found my equilibrium! Warning you though, it is addictive

Uri Geller – Spoon Bending Mentalist

So, I was really hoping that Uri Geller (the famous mentalist) would be able to somehow through the TV bend my tiny little teaspoon. Didn’t happen.

In fact nothing so far has happened, and I am a bit disappointed. He couldn’t make my old D&G phone work on last weeks episode of FENOMEN, and he couldn’t bend my spoon this week. Lots of people sent in videos of how their spoons and keys bent and melted, but I just sat there looking intensely at the tiny teaspoon in my hand, screaming One, Two, Three..Bend! Melt! One, Two, Three..Bend! Melt! Over and over and over….and, nothing. All that happened was that I sat in front of the TV, screaming at a teaspoon.

Thank you Uri.

www.urigeller.com

I’m Under Arrest for What? Fifty Bizarre U.S. Laws – DivineCaroline

Kansas
It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).
Minnesota
It’s illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet (Harper Woods).
Nebraska
Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.
Nevada
It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women

Pennsylvania
It’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors

Read them all here:

I’m Under Arrest for What? Fifty Bizarre U.S. Laws – Page 1 – DivineCaroline.